Dear internet
You are on my let damn nerve. I buy a modem to please you and you still won't connect. Please hurry and get you shit together because Im over my iPhone and going to starbucks. The only thing keeping me with Charter is that fact that you are crediting my account.
Dear Jimbo
You leave in about a week and I haven't spent any time with you, it makes me sad but whatever, you do what you gotta do. Hopefully, I get to wine and dine you before you leave.
Dear work
You kinda suck right now.
Dear Fritz and Mom
I can't wait to see you on Monday!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAY
Dear followers
Again I am sorry about slacking over here. I try to keep up with everything via iPhone but thats quite frustrating. Just know that I do love you and miss you.
ALSO
Go follower my dear friend Alissa...dont ask why, just do it.

Dear cop that came to "shut down the noise"
Your "WHERES THE FEMALE?!" comment has stuck and my friends continue to use that when asking for me

